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We will suspend all the way into the Flagstaff House – NPP executives

NPPThe National Executive Committee of the NPP has vowed to suspend anyone who stands in the way of the party’s attempt to take over the reins of government from the NDC.

Hours after the suspension of Dr Nyaho Tamakloe, a senior member of the NPP told journalists that nobody who attempts to obstruct the NPP’s plan of winning election 2016 will be spared.

‘At the moment, we are focusing only on executive and founding members,’ he told journalists, ‘because even the bible says that judgment must begin in the house of the Lord. But we shall not end there!’

After all executive members of the party have been suspended, the NPP would then turn on its supporters, and suspend every single one of them throughout the country.

‘Once that is done, we will then proceed to the Flagstaff House and suspend Mahama and all his ministers and appointees. After that, we shall install Akufo-Addo as the president of Ghana.’

When we reached Mrs Charlotte Osei, Chair of the Electoral Commission, for comments, she said that she is ‘not happy about the NPP’s plan of replacing Mahama, but if they are able to suspend the president before the November 7th date slated for this year’s election, then I will also have no choice than to suspend the general elections.’

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